The gods have spoken

The gods of Mt. Kirinyaga have heard my pleas and sent forth a petition to the gods of the northern regions that I now reside in.
In the petition, they say that the reason an African is the hue that he is so that he may absorb the rays of the glorious African sun and in this way stem away such maladies as may be suffered by the fairer hued members of the human race.
In this very same petition the gods insisted that should an African be subjected to too few rays of the sun then his hue would be reduced considerably to the extent of the not so hued as himself and this would predispose him to the same maladies that the fairer hued members of the human race suffer from as a result of the sun.
It further stated that the weather gods in the north should hold forthwith release of such aspects as rain, snow and sleet till a date that shall be agreed upon by the council of the gods.
I, the African in question, think the negotiations worked....the gods of the north sent us sunshine today.
Tomorrow is up to the gods...