Chapter I;
Did you know that;
If you stared at one point long enough, nothing substantial would happen but guaranteed your eyes would probably begin to tear?
If you tried playing polo for the first time you'd probably end up assaulting the horse you're riding on or end up on the ground trampled by some really annoyed animals?
If chameleones could talk, then the conversation would probably be the most retarded and annoying, stutter-thon you ever did hear?
Have you ever wondered if fish could survive in a coffee(the drink!) tank (in the event that the fish bowl breaks and stuff)?
Do snails migrate?
The chronicles continue...
