The state of confused weather months

If you are Kenyan, then you know January is meant to be like the hottest month on the calendar that we have and February becomes a bit more sublime as we head towards our rainy season. Well folks, I welcome you to the state of confused weather months. We're officially now in January according to the weather. The other January was screwed up by the rains that spilled over from December and therfore it was relegated to a December like month i.e. December B and so now were in January people, so invest in them light shirts and strapped tops because were in for a hot one. And you said global warming was a thing of the statisticians and scientists...

Sometimes its great to just disappear for a while; I think. I work at an airline now and we fix planes all day long. its actually quite interesting really and you never quite figure how large an aircraft is until the day you are seated in the aircrafts belly and you dont cover much space then it hits you that its a bloody big invention. But hey thats just me; thats what happens when a bit of grease starts to leak into your head...too much thinking